files deleted | files undeleted | keys punched |
peepholes optimized | registers colored | bootstraps loaded |
RISCs taken | branches predicted | caches checked |
twos complemented (three's a crowd) | decimals hexed | |
packets routed | broadcasts stormed | bits manipulated |
numbers crunched | networks terminated | contexts switched |
garbage collected | bit buckets emptied | buffers flushed |
functions called | loops iterated | tails recursed |
mutuals excluded | semaphores held | connectors mated |
pixels blitted | rasters scanned | windows washed |
objects oriented | pounds defined | pointers dereferenced |
constants changed | variables bound (and gagged) | |
protocols stacked | demands paged | symbols tabled |
interrupts masked | exceptions handled | core dumped |
hexes inverted | heads crashed | macros expanded |
Last Updated April 13, 2007