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| files deleted | files undeleted | keys punched |
| peepholes optimized | registers colored | bootstraps loaded |
| RISCs taken | branches predicted | caches checked |
| twos complemented (three's a crowd) | decimals hexed | |
| packets routed | broadcasts stormed | bits manipulated |
| numbers crunched | networks terminated | contexts switched |
| garbage collected | bit buckets emptied | buffers flushed |
| functions called | loops iterated | tails recursed |
| mutuals excluded | semaphores held | connectors mated |
| pixels blitted | rasters scanned | windows washed |
| objects oriented | pounds defined | pointers dereferenced |
| constants changed | variables bound (and gagged) | |
| protocols stacked | demands paged | symbols tabled |
| interrupts masked | exceptions handled | core dumped |
| hexes inverted | heads crashed | macros expanded |
Last Updated April 13, 2007